Mother to child at Costco: "How would you like it if I licked all your food?"
4 year old: "Speaking of which, I am going to play by myself."
5 year old: "You only say, 'Speaking of fish' if you are going to say something about fish."
Ellie (age 4.9) to Anna (age 12.9): "You always talk and you never listen to anything I say."
Anna: Nothing
Me: "Anna, did you hear what Ellie said?"
Anna: "Oh. No, I wasn't listening."
